Sunday, May 27, 2012

Smeghead, Jong, What the hell does that mean?

          I decided I never want to grow up.  Since I'm still in college I'm with people younger than me. I don't mind it at all.  It gives me a golden opportunity to learn new stuff that fortunately isn't part  of school.  I'll get to my point.  I like the BBC. I like going out on the weekend with friends and partying when I get the chance.  There's this awesome show called Red Dwarf that a guy I was dating for three months introduced me to besides the TV show Doctor Who, his favorite. They use these funny words like Smeghead, Smeg, and make all these funny insults to each other.  For the record Smeg means the F-word in Red Dwarf terminology.  In my dictionary it can mean anything! 
       Now for part 2: I hang with snowbros.  I have a group of friends I go to school with who love snowboarding.  They use these really funny words like Jong, Jongbag, Gerb, words like that.  One day I looked up the word "Jong" on Urban Dictionary. The definition was a person who thinks they're really good at snowboarding or skiing but they're not.  I asked my friend what Jong is and he said,"Jong is anything you want it to be." My reply was,"Well Smeghead or Smeg is anything you want too even though it means the f-word in Red Dwarf terms."
    However, when I use these words around my parents they nearly drop their cups of coffee on the floor. Its devastating.  Considering they were around when the Red Dwarf series began in 1988 its kind of sad that they hate me using those words.  Its like when I was younger and they would freak out when I had a worse potty mouth than I do now.  My parents ask,"Where are you getting these words from? What do they mean?"  Hey, I'm not 9 years old and using words that are considered derogatory today. I'm just trying to expand my vocabulary.

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